Micheal Avenatti has been charged with stealing $300,000 from his former client Stormy Daniels and “stealing her identity”.
- If I was gonna steal someone’s identity, I don’t think I’d pick someone who’d give me an STD.
Flever Dollhouse Miniature DIY House Kit Creative Room with Furniture for Romantic Gift (Happy Time(Plus Dust Proof and Music Box))bluee 92x68x72CM SHYPwM 2 in 1 Pet House and Sofa,Large Dog Kennel Removable and Washable Pet Nest Medium Dog Dog Kennel Indoor and Outdoor Net Red Cat House (color bluee, Size 105x80x78CM).
A survey found that parents think young children should start focusing on their career choice by the age of five.
- I agree! By the time I was five I had already definitely decided I was going to become either Batman or a Bus Driver.
High Quality European Printing Elastic Chair Sofa Cover Printing Slipcover Cushion Sofa Case Predection Anti-Dust Sofa Covers 17, Four seat SofaDesktop Animation Decoration Creative Souvenir Sculpture Gift Series YDOZ.
A 44 year old man in China woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find that his, um, well, you know, had been severed.
- Note to Guys: Pay attention the next time your bartender says she’s going to “Cut you off”.
- He never should have agreed to that game of “Strip Bobbitt”.
View Master Portland, ORClear Quartz Oak Magic Wand.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that growing “Cauliflower” is a sign of “Colonialism” and people should grow vegetables that represent their cultural heritage.
- Here’s an idea… How about growing vegetables that you actually like to eat???
Universal Elastic Sofa Covers for Living Room Sofa Towel Slip-Resistant Sofa Cover Strech Sofa Slipcover colour23, 4-Seater 235-300cmLooking Glass Leif the Reef Fish Miniature Glass Collectible, Pack of 12 Pack of 48.
First they told us not to French Kiss COWS, now the Centers for Disease Control is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” CHICKENS after an outbreak of salmonella sickened 52 people in multiple states.
- Oh sure… Kissing Chickens is always fun until somebody gets food poisoning.
- And just like that I have to change my Memorial Day Weekend plans.
- Multiple states, huh? Apparently “Poultry Snuggling” is more popular than I thought.
Hape-Hape Rail-Forest Railway Set ToyGundam 1 100 MG RX-78-02 Gundam (GUNDAM THE ORIGIN Ver) Special Edition Model Kit.
Kim Kardashian alerted her nearly 61 million Twitter followers to the fact that she had “a serious complaint” with the Jack in the Box hamburger chain.
- I’m bettin’ it had something to do with the buns being too small.
Jordan Flight Luxe Mens Style 919715-005 Size 8.5 M USLarge Rubber Bar Service Spill Mat - 18 x 12 - Brown.
The 2019 World Beard and Mustache Championships are underway in Belgium with male categories for best mustache, partial beard and full beard. They’re also handing out prizes to women for best “Artificial Facial Hair”.
- Then there’s the “Bruce Jenner Award” which goes to the Woman with the best REAL facial hair.
Funny Shoots & Scores - Hockey - Baby Shower or Birthday Party Photo Booth Props Kit - 10 PieceUniversal Size 1 2 3 4 Seater Stretch Sofa Cover Printing Flower Sofa Covers slipcovers Couch Cover Furniture Home Decorations 6407, 3 Seater 190-230cm.
Have a Happy & Safe Memorial Day Weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!